That's the Feminist Critique Of My Academic Career
Hipster boy playing Big Buck Hunter: Yo, I should write a feminist critique of Big Buck Hunter.Hipster girl: Wouldn't it just be, “fail”?–The Turkey's Nest Bar, WilliamsburgOverheard by: Kid Kyle
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Asian guy #1: Dude, the Wii is so much better than the Cube.Asian guy #2: No, the Cube is so much better!Asian guy #3: Yeah, the Cube has so much more power, and the dynamics of the graphics…Asian guy...
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Five-year-old kid: What's that?Mom: That's baseball. Like on a Wii but in real life.–Central Park & E 96th St
View ArticleRaise Your Hand If You've Played Tetris 'til You Twitched Involuntarily
Girl: He had Tetris.Guy: Tetris?Girl: You know, when you twitch involuntarily.Guy: Oh, you mean Tourette's syndrome!–6 Train
View ArticleWednesday One-Liners Need to Be Consoled
Tech guy: It would suck to be a cow, then you couldn't play Street Fighter.–Marymount Manhattan CollegeBlond girl, regarding Egyptian artifacts: This is just like a video game!–The MetOverheard by:...
View ArticleWho Wears the Pants in Your Wednesday One-Liners?
Older man: If you drank a thousand gallons of beer, and then took off your pants…–79th & West EndGirl to guy with beavers on pants: Excuse me, are those beavers on your pants?–6 Train20-something...
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Woman picking out watch for Christmas list: I'll put this one on my list. Carl'll get it for me.Friend: What are you gonna get him?Woman: I'm taking him to the eye doctor and getting him...
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Girl: It's so good to see you, it's been like two years. What have you been up to?Guy: Well, I've been playing a lot of Guitar Hero.–Union SquareOverheard by: Kristin
View Article…That Reference Is So 1995.
Little boy, jumping in the air, fist raised: This is Mortal Kombat!Mother: Shut up! Shut up!–JFK AirportOverheard by: Bryan
View ArticleSuddenly, I'm Craving Fresh Eggs.
Girl #1: When I first got my period, my mom told me not to use tampons because then no man would ever consider me a virgin. Girl #2: I haven't played Farmville in two days. Girl #3: That's worse than...
View ArticleNo Countries That Both Have PSP-Playing Citizens Have Ever Gone to War. Right?
Chinese woman, sobbing to her husband: [Furious, angry Chinese] PSP! [More angry Chinese]Dominican kid, walking by: Yeah! PSP!–Forsyth & BroomeOverheard by: Peter
View ArticleAnd Now I Find Myself Veering My Walker Towards Innocent Pedestrians
Old woman #1: How many times have you beaten the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?Old woman #2: I’m not sure. Maybe three or four times…–A trainOverheard by: gavin bjørn
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SAT prepping kid #1: What’s hydrolysis?SAT prepping kid #2: Dude, don’t you play Grand Theft Auto? Hydrolysis is what makes the cars bump up and down.SAT prepping kid #3: Um…Hydrolysis is the splitting...
View ArticleHella Good Wednesday One-Liners
Twitchy dude to no one in particular: What? You selling something? What you selling? You all are devils! Devil worshipers! Bunch of devil worshipers! Devils, devils, devils! See you in hell! Oh…I won't...
View ArticleYou May Have Failed to Find a Job to Be Unemployed From
Man: I am living the American dream — I am unemployed, I wake up and play Xbox, and the state pays me! I am going to stay unemployed for as long as possible.Hobo: The state pays you to not work? Shit,...
View ArticleDesensitized? I’m Fucking Enthusiastic !
Thug #1: So, you play sports games on that thing?Thug #2 with PSP: Nah. I’m not really a sports fanatic.Thug #1: Yeah, me neither. I just like violence.Thug #2, slapping hands with Thug #1: Me,...
View ArticleNew York's Finest Wednesday One-Liners
Black kid after seeing white girl in gym clothes run by: Man, for a second I thought that white girl was running from the cops too!–Fordham Road, The BronxOverheard by: run, white girl, runMiddle-aged...
View ArticleDorks: Want to Be Jabba the Hutt? Here’s How!
Chick #1: I am so pathetic. Chick #2: You are not pathetic! If you and I lived together and did nothing but eat chocolate, guacamole and chips and ice cream and play Nintendo, and we ended up weighing...
View ArticleThen My Mom Woke Me Up
Security guard #1: Yo, I be the first nigga to have a PS3 up in the projects, yo.Security guard #2: Last night my girl was blowing me while I was playing PSP. She be like, “slurp, slurp.” I was like,...
View ArticleWhat? I Got the “Special” Expansion Pack
White boy #1: Am I the big, hairy guy?White boy #2: No, you’re the guy with the assless chaps.–During game of XBox 360 Guitar Hero, Apartment, Ave D
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